Flotsam & Jetsam

A few pearls of Jaymeister insanity on a Saturday night/Sunday morning:

• You don't know how sexy someone is until you have sex with them.
• Success is not a destination.
• Why were car headlights ever designed to work without a key?
• One bad apple spoils your lunch.
• Why does a football game end with a gunshot?
• Whoever came up with the advice, "Work like you don't need the money," obviously didn't have any subordinates.
• Why doesn't society place more value on "play ethic"?
• How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?
• You can charm more people with dental floss than with candy floss.
• Why do most religions think their deities are high maintenance?
• You must remember this: A bris is not for Chris.