Wednesday, August 02, 2006

See Ya Mel, It's Been Swell

Here's a good piece by Christopher Hitchens on Mel Gibson's recent faux pas. And it got me thinking about all the things that we're more likely to see than another Hollywood-financed Mel Gibson movie.

  • Middle East peace
  • a cure for the common cold
  • a non-leaking restaurant teapot
  • a commercially viable solar car
  • fat-burning chocolate eclairs
  • the invention of the orgasmatron
  • Ishtar II
Feel free to add your own to the list. I was going to include the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup, but that's a little farfetched.


Anonymous mustardman said...

On behalf of Leaf fans everywhere, I'd like to say: "Ouch! That hurts!"

8/04/2006 09:06:00 a.m.  

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