Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Election Haiku

Mr. Dithers says
Liberal Party's not corrupt
As his cheeks grow fat

Stephen Harper's coy
Smiles while we cannot see
Hidden agenda

Smiling Jack will use
Health card, not a credit card
But he'll have to wait

As for Gilles Duceppe
Nothing to say about him
Bloc-heads do not count

3 Comments:

Blogger NorthBayTrapper said...

/voice of comic book guy



...Jay, I'm sorry, but not all of your poems conform to the standard 5,7,5 formula of a proper haiku...I'm sorry Jay, but this is unacceptable.

12/07/2005 11:10:00 a.m.  
Blogger Jaymeister said...

Everything conforms to 5-7-5, if you take "Liberal" and "smiles" as 2 syllables each. It all passes the approval of my exacting standards.

12/07/2005 12:08:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez, how 'bout I let my Japanese wife settle things?

Oops, sorry. She's gone to Tokyo.

;)

12/09/2005 01:03:00 p.m.  

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